todays-xkcd:

[Cueball is talking to White Hat.] Cueball: I finished all the gen-ed back in twenty ten, and I'm up to the four hundred level courses in most departments. But now one of my advisors is saying I "can't have more than 20 majors" and "need to graduate next year." It's outrageous!  Caption: My university is making it really hard to finish a one hundred percent all achievements speedrun.ALT

I’m trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it’s not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.

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silvergryphonart:

chekovs-no1-fan:

prokopetz:

Top-shelf costume design and fight scene choreography are always a treat, but sometimes what you really need to see are a couple of frumpy middle-aged men in craft foam breastplates awkwardly missing each other on purpose with “alien weapons” that are clearly bargain-store curtain rods with some crap we found in the prop closet glued on.

Star Trek the Next Generration scene where Riker fights his dad in strange padded armor and two weapons that resemble giant q-tipsALT

Are those pauldrons made of baskets

viralfrog:

asmeesh:

asmeesh:

shit-show-no-go:

asmeesh:

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

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Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

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ilovemesomevincentprice:

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Vincent Price with a beard collage (x10)

mothnem:

pusheenthenerdcat:

maimonideznuts:

pusheenthenerdcat:

keeper-of-the-flames:

scratch-meowt:

my hottest take


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Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

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yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it’s also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it’s a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

mannino-acid:

The Theater: An Allegory Up In Smoke 

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You are in a theater and a guy in the balcony lights a cigar. Naturally, many in the crowd protest, demanding he put it out. The man ignores them, blissfully puffing away. Soon, something strange begins to happen. Emboldened by his defiance, others in the crowd begin lighting up. Eventually, more than a third of the audience is smoking, and the room, now thick with noxious haze, becomes unbearable. You alert the theater staff only to find many of them joining in.

If asked, most couldn’t explain why they lit up. Some would say they saw the first man defy convention without consequence and felt free to indulge. Others would insist it has always been this way. Many would argue theaters were better when smoking was allowed, and that the cigar-smoking leader is simply making theaters great again. It seems they were looking for someone to strike the first match to justify their own guilty pleasure. 

The theater is unlivable, but you can’t leave—you came with friends and family, many of whom are smoking along with the rest. You aren’t alone in your opinion, but the smoke is so pervasive it consumes the last of the air, suffocating not just the innocent, but also those who ignored the warnings and protests of the experts. The cigar-smoking man has long since slipped away, leaving only a theater of smoldering decay in his wake.

The air is gone, the show is over, now there’s nothing more to see. 

Source: The Theater: An Allegory Up In Smoke 

mtg-cards-hourly:
“Galvanic IterationBetter potent than predictable.
Artist: Johann Bodin
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mtg-cards-hourly:

Galvanic Iteration

Better potent than predictable.

cricketcat9:

Yep, neither do I.

nick-nonya:

foone:

communist-hatsunemiku:

cryptid-sighting:

I’m not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I’m just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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this is so freakin cool. the article goes on to say it has been successfully tested on a small scale in a german lake, and they’re scaling it up in trials off the california coast!

The power is stored in the balls

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